Chicago Bears Excited to Implement “Actual NFL Offense”
This article was written in response to a lost bet to Allison “I’m from Minnesota, but I’m a Packers fan and have two last names” Ducharme-Smith. HALAS HALL – Chicago…
Galter Water Fountain Named Devon Clinic Coordinator After Third Application Deadline Extension
One consequence of the new curriculum is that M1s have less time for extracurriculars, but certain positions still need to be filled.
M1 Touches “Boobie” For First Time
CHICAGO — Feinberg M1 Grayson Fletcher finally did it. Yup, that’s right. “I touched a boobi–I mean breast! It was glorious,” revealed Fletcher. Fletcher is of course referring to the…
Gunner Hopes World Doesn’t End Until AFTER First CV Exam
PRE-APOCALYPTIC EARTH – As the 5125 year long Mesoamerican Long Count calendar comes to on end on December 21, 2012, many are preparing for a cataclysmic event. It has been…
M1s to Remediate Foundations Plenary IRATs
CHICAGO – In a surprise move by the Office of Medical Education, over half of the M1 class will be expected to remediate the plenary IRAT quizzes from the recently…