M4 Pyromaniac Really Disappointed by “Match” Day
"I had been excited for this day for months and it didn’t turn out the way I would have hoped.”
Rejected MSPE “Unique Characteristics” Paragraphs
Below are two student written first drafts of MSPE Unique Characteristics paragraphs that were rejected by AWOME. During his time in medical school, Fred made tenured attending physicians jealous of…
Surgery Attending Finishes Student Evals in Record Time with Creation of “.MS3” Dot-Phrase
FEINBERG PAVILION, 5TH FLOOR – General surgery Blue service attending, Dr. Ellis, finished the ten evaluations of the M3s he’s worked with during the last surgery clerkship block, just hours…
The New Curriculum: Where are we now and how much should you still be complaining?
Location: Capstone. Cause: One last parenteral bolus of the threads we love most from the New Curriculum. Complaint level: High (threat level ORANGE). Rationale: Stealing you from your precious final…
FSM Class of 2016 Exit Poll: Click to Vote
Are you more excited to (circle one): A) Receive your MD B) Be removed from the med-market list-serv
Trends in Residency Interviews: Applicants to be Replaced by Cardboard Cutouts at Meet and Greet
University Hospital, NY—Lena Nelson was more than baffled when the residency coordinator from University Hospital contacted her requesting a high-resolution, professional, full-body photograph to be printed as a life-sized cardboard…
M4 Registers Official Complaint Regarding Unavailability of Lockers at Match Day Celebration
Terrence Fitzgeorge recalls the joy he felt in January of 2012 upon learning that he had gained admission to The Northwestern University Feinberg School of Medicine. It had been his…
M4 with OCD Certifies Rank List in Alphabetical Order
CHICAGO – Determining the Rank List is one of the most daunting tasks of medical school. It’s a time when each medical student in the country must take into consideration…