FSM Class of 2016 Exit Poll: Click to Vote
Are you more excited to (circle one): A) Receive your MD B) Be removed from the med-market list-serv
Trends in Residency Interviews: Applicants to be Replaced by Cardboard Cutouts at Meet and Greet
University Hospital, NYâLena Nelson was more than baffled when the residency coordinator from University Hospital contacted her requesting a high-resolution, professional, full-body photograph to be printed as a life-sized cardboard cutout. âUsually…
Feinberg Students Attempt to Unionize
CHICAGO â The Northwestern football team participated in an historic vote on Thursday that could change college athletics as we know it. Following the lead of their comrades to the…
Baby Steps: Practice USMLE Question
A 32-year-old immigrant from Bulgaria who is not a female presents to your office with a cough. He claims that the cough came on suddenly over a period of 2…
FSM Scraps IT Department to Focus Funds on Re-Animating Steve Jobs
Hughes Auditorium – In light of recent numerous issues, the Feinberg School of Medicine is scrapping its dysfunctional IT department completely and focusing all funds on a project to re-animate…
AWOME to Hire U.S. Congress to Solve AOSC Financial Woes, Students Hope That “Two Wrongs Make a Rightâ
"âWho is used to massive amounts of debt and has practice avoiding accountability for it?â Naturally, the U.S. Congress was the first thing to come to mind.â