HEADLINES No. 7

Goat X Has Bronchiehehehehehctasis

Feb 17, 2013 Dan Reschke

HEADLINES No. 6

M2s Seek M1s for CV Pathology Tutoring

Jan 31, 2013 Dan Reschke

HEADLINES No. 5

Only Feinberg Students Correctly Answer Step 1 Question About Cardiac Peanut Butter

Dec 6, 2012 Dan Reschke

Local No. 4

Feinberg M1 Finally Beats Oregon Trail

Nov 25, 2012 Dan Reschke

HUGHES AUDITORIUM – M1 Clayton Sowinski gives credit to recent bacteriology lectures for his success in finally beating Oregon Trail, the computer game made popular in the early 90s. Sowinski…

HEADLINES No. 4

Recent Horror Film ‘Invasion of the Cap Snatchers’ Goes Viral

Nov 4, 2012 Dan Reschke

Medicine No. 3

eMERG Emerges as New Interrogation Technique at Remote Military Locations

Oct 29, 2012 Dan Reschke

Interrogators set the stage by telling prisoners that key documents, such as release papers, are located within the software, and if they can simply locate the documents they are free…

No. 3 Opinion

Cancerous Cook’s Corner

Oct 29, 2012 Dan Reschke

Cheesy Cauliflower Appetizer 1. Steam 2 cups of cauliflower tumors for 6-7 min. 2. Drain and cover in a dry cheesy caseous necrosis. Allow to melt. 3. Place the cheesy…

HEADLINES No. 1

CM Pushes to Repeal the ‘Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell-Ask’ Policy

Oct 8, 2012 Dan Reschke