Feinberg first years were horrified to discover last Wednesday morning that their third and final Foundations exam was actually just a ravenously hungry Grizzly Bear released into the auditorium.

HUGHES AUDITORIUM – Many Feinberg first-year students were still recuperating over the Thanksgiving vacation after the events of a recent “Flash Plenary.” Course directors shocked students with an impromptu plenary…

HUGHES AUDITORIUM – M1 student Grant Laske was shocked last week during a Science in Medicine lecture on herpesviruses. “It was early in the morning, so I wasn’t paying 100%…

WARD – The Class of 2016 was Feinberg’s most talented and diverse class yet and it appears it will stay that way for at least another year. A spokesperson for…

CLINICAL EDUCATION CENTER – First year student James Redbug made his small group leader and fellow students uncomfortable this week as he confused the day’s task of taking a history…

First M1 Professionalism Form Given to Idiot Who Started Satirical Publication at a Med School

HUGHES AUDITORIUM – Science & Medicine lecture was raucously interrupted on Wednesday by a noise so adorable, it cannot be adequately described in words. M1 student and eye witness Bob…

CHICAGO – First-year student Gretchen Hargrove told classmates this week the first edition of The Feinberg Flipside looked “really funny.” Hargrove admitted she had not had time to read the…

As more is expected of us, the FSM competency compass will continue to grow.

AWOME – The M1 class at the Feinberg School of Medicine has been very outspoken regarding the new curriculum, or “FSM 3.0.” While there are certainly many advantages, increased clinical…