FSM State of the Union Address
From the desk of the Class President: Esteemed friends and colleagues, It is my distinct pleasure as Class President to deliver the annual Feinberg State of the Union Address, honoring…
Feinberg Students Attempt to Unionize
CHICAGO — The Northwestern football team participated in an historic vote on Thursday that could change college athletics as we know it. Following the lead of their comrades to the…
AWOME to Hire U.S. Congress to Solve AOSC Financial Woes, Students Hope That “Two Wrongs Make a Right”
"‘Who is used to massive amounts of debt and has practice avoiding accountability for it?’ Naturally, the U.S. Congress was the first thing to come to mind.”
M1s Disappointed by Lack of AOSC Funding Discussion in State of the Union
CHICAGO – First year students were dismayed last Tuesday night when President Barack Obama failed to propose a solution to the lack of summer funding for the M1s’ mandatory Area…
Flipside News Network Projects Unanimous Obama Victory
DISCLAIMER: This projection and study was funded by MSNBC, CNN, NPR, the Democratic Party, Boystown, women, pretty much every academic institution, and most developed countries.
GOP Lawmakers to Move on “Uterus Chokehold Bill”
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference release Monday, Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner introduced his party’s plan to implement the controversial “Uterus Chokehold Bill” in the increasing…