Feinberg M1 Finally Beats Oregon Trail
HUGHES AUDITORIUM – M1 Clayton Sowinski gives credit to recent bacteriology lectures for his success in finally beating Oregon Trail, the computer game made popular in the early 90s. Sowinski…
Turns Out Interviewee Just “Making Stuff Up” During Panel Interview
WARD – “No, no, no, that was after I killed Osama bin Laden,” Geoffrey Smart revealed during his closed file panel interview last week. The Yale graduate explained that he…
Foundations Exam III Actually Just a Grizzly Bear
Feinberg first years were horrified to discover last Wednesday morning that their third and final Foundations exam was actually just a ravenously hungry Grizzly Bear released into the auditorium.
Feinberg Students Still Recovering From “Flash Plenary”
HUGHES AUDITORIUM – Many Feinberg first-year students were still recuperating over the Thanksgiving vacation after the events of a recent “Flash Plenary.” Course directors shocked students with an impromptu plenary…
Flipside News Network Projects Unanimous Obama Victory
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