No. 5 Opinion

FeinbergPulse: Where has all the Summer Research Funding Gone?

Dec 6, 2012 Nick Zessis

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Only Feinberg Students Correctly Answer Step 1 Question About Cardiac Peanut Butter

Dec 6, 2012 Nick Zessis

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Given the Headline Above, Cardiology Officially the Least Funny Specialty

Dec 6, 2012 Nick Zessis

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M1 Not Totally Sure How Breast in Box Got Such Bad Cancer

Dec 6, 2012 Nick Zessis

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Hi, I’m Coconut Cake! What Are You Thinking About?

Dec 6, 2012 Nick Zessis

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Area Student to Memorize, Avoid Campus Bathrooms Only Offering Single Ply Toilet Paper

Nov 29, 2012 Reid Johnson

Local No. 4

Feinberg M1 Finally Beats Oregon Trail

Nov 25, 2012 Nick Zessis

HUGHES AUDITORIUM – M1 Clayton Sowinski gives credit to recent bacteriology lectures for his success in finally beating Oregon Trail, the computer game made popular in the early 90s. Sowinski…

Local No. 4

Turns Out Interviewee Just “Making Stuff Up” During Panel Interview

Nov 25, 2012 Nick Zessis

WARD – “No, no, no, that was after I killed Osama bin Laden,” Geoffrey Smart revealed during his closed file panel interview last week. The Yale graduate explained that he…

Local No. 4

Foundations Exam III Actually Just a Grizzly Bear

Nov 25, 2012 Nick Zessis

Feinberg first years were horrified to discover last Wednesday morning that their third and final Foundations exam was actually just a ravenously hungry Grizzly Bear released into the auditorium.

HEADLINES No. 4

Feinberg Students Excited for College Drinking Buddy Sam to Come to Town

Nov 25, 2012 Reid Johnson