Feinberg Students Still Recovering From “Flash Plenary”
HUGHES AUDITORIUM – Many Feinberg first-year students were still recuperating over the Thanksgiving vacation after the events of a recent “Flash Plenary.” Course directors shocked students with an impromptu plenary…
Flipside News Network Projects Unanimous Obama Victory
DISCLAIMER: This projection and study was funded by MSNBC, CNN, NPR, the Democratic Party, Boystown, women, pretty much every academic institution, and most developed countries.
Student, Like, Really Concerned About These Herpes Statistics
HUGHES AUDITORIUM – M1 student Grant Laske was shocked last week during a Science in Medicine lecture on herpesviruses. “It was early in the morning, so I wasn’t paying 100%…
eMERG Emerges as New Interrogation Technique at Remote Military Locations
Interrogators set the stage by telling prisoners that key documents, such as release papers, are located within the software, and if they can simply locate the documents they are free…
Office of Admissions to Take Year Off, Cite Not Wanting to Hear Future Students Complain About New Curriculum
WARD – The Class of 2016 was Feinberg’s most talented and diverse class yet and it appears it will stay that way for at least another year. A spokesperson for…