CHICAGO — Feinberg M1 Grayson Fletcher finally did it.  Yup, that’s right.

“I touched a boobi–I mean breast!  It was glorious,” revealed Fletcher.  Fletcher is of course referring to the M1’s initial experience with breast models used in the CEC as an introduction to performing a clinical breast exam.

“Now I know it’s in the context of CEC, but I called my mother and she told me that it ‘totally counts.’ She was really excited for me.  I hope next time they don’t have all those lumps in them”

Flipside reporters were able to delve into how an OK-looking, heterosexual male had gone the first 23 years of his life without seeing, feeling, or even brushing against a breast of the opposite sex.

“Well, ya know, during college I’d go out and use my World of Warcraft pickup lines, but for some reason they just never took.  I couldn’t explain it.  My mom couldn’t explain it.  It was just one of those things.  But in med school, things are just so much easier.  I’m glad to finally be a card-carrying member of the club.”

Fletcher is reportedly both “excited and nervous” for the OB/GYN module coming up in the near future.